“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”

heyfunniest:

drarna:

RULE OF TUMBLR: WHENEVER YOU SEE THE OWNER OF TUMBLR ON UR DASH YOU MUST REBLOG HER

WE LUV U STEPMOMMY

mommy tumblr!!!! yaay!

maxterbate:

maxterbate:

Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?

Free chocolate milk for everyone

i have just been informed on this

How to keep your man

masehimself:

cali-cocaine:

1. Suck his dick
2. Don’t nag
3. Don’t be lazy during sex
4. Cook for him
5. When he is with homies, let him be with his homies. Don’t be only female there
6. Suck his dick again
7. Don’t smash/flirt with the homies
8. Stop looking for shit to be wrong when it is right. Be happy you got a good vato & sit yo ass down somewhere
9. Suck his dick one more time

howtobeateenidle:

i have no idea who this is, but she is stunningly beautiful.

avina:

White people get mad when you wear a band t shirt of a band you don’t listen to, but they’re fine with wearing headdresses from cultures they know and care nothing about.

lmaaaao so accurate

thatssosoo:

sooyoung does the dishes

heyfunniest:

mormondad:

this video turned me christian

Oh my god hahahaha

headnegress:

HQ Scan of Azealia Banks in Harper’s Bazaar Australia